Has anyone else noticed that the Sausage King has been stressin’ hard lately? Poor Leo has way too much on his plate (and we’re not just talking about sausage links). We have a sneaky suspicion that there’s a reason the Secret Life writers are going to so much trouble to highlight how overwhelmed he is.
Check out five reasons we think Leo might kick the bucket!
Check out five reasons we think Leo might kick the bucket!
1. He’s about to be a grandpa... way too early.
How much would it suck to be the King of Sausage and have the heir to your throne be all, “I misused my meat.” What a slap in the face! Leo’s tried to be supportive of Ben’s accidental spermination, but we can tell he’s not on board.
2. His son is getting married. For the second time. Before the age of 18.
Honestly, how many times can one kid get hitched in high school before he realizes that it’s a bad idea? Leo isn’t thrilled about Ben and Adrian’s nuptials, but he’s trying to put on a brave face. Can you still feel your left arm, Leo? Didn’t think so.
3. His granddaughter dies.
If this tragic news isn’t enough to send someone over the edge, we don’t know what is. As hard as it’ll be for Ben and Adrian to lose their child, it will be just as hard for Leo to see Ben in so much pain. We hope the King has a royal therapist to help him through the rough times.
4. He’s overwhelmed by his business.
Next season, Leo takes on a new business venture. Seems like sort of bad timing, don’t you think? We know Leo’s the leader of the Cali mob and everything, but can’t this guy take a break from severing horse heads and take a nap?
5. Trouble in paradise?
Last Monday, Leo told Ben that he regrets not having a prenup with Betty. Does that mean he wants to divorce her? We don’t know why — she’s so smart!
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