Season 4 of
Secret Life of The American Teenager is shaping up to be one huge dramathon, but we’re still not satisfied. We need more dramz and we need it now! If you want a sneak peak at the new Season 4 deets, check out
Wetpaint’s super spoiler roundup!
Next Week:
Jack’s parents are back! Well it’s about freakin’ time. We were wondering when they would remember that they had a kid living in someone else’s guesthouse and pop over for a visit. Kristin Bauer and Tom Virtue are officially in next week’s
Secret Life ep, but we’re a little worried. Isn’t Jack’s mom too busy sucking the blood out of innocent humans to book it to Cali for vaycay? Oh wait, that’s
Kristin as
Pam on
True Blood. Whoops!
Over in Sausage City,
Ben can’t stand living in his churro-filled condo for one second longer, so he finally opens up to
Adrian about his unhappiness in their marriage. High five for honesty, but really? A breakup is
not what this girl needs.
Adrian panics at the thought of Ben leaving her, so she takes
Betty’s advice and turns on the charm. We all know Adrian’s a sexpert, so she attempts to use her skills in the sack to convince Ben to stay in their relationship.
4.3: “When Opportunity Knocks”
Grace and Grant seem so happy and in love — remember that sexy chess playing? Well something crazy must be going down in Zimbabwe, because when Grace gets back from vaycay — oh, sorry, her “medical mission” — she has a new man all up in her panties. Grace’s rebound is a total mystery, but
Wetpaint has all the deets about the actor who plays him!
Meet Sinqua Walls — you might remember him as Jamarcus Hall in
Friday Night Lights. We recommend that you Google this hottie ASAP, because dang: He’s smokin’ hot. And get this — Sinqua’s official bio says that he’s on a personal quest to find the best Cookie in the world. Um, can you say
fate?
Mission accomplished, dude!
4.4: “One Foot Out The Door”
Last we checked,
Ashley and Toby were slumming it across the country in some supped up SUV, and having the time of their lives feeding donkeys and arguing about what route to take. Guess that’s over.
George “puts conditions” on Ash’s return home, but did she even get across state lines? We didn’t expect her back so soon! If George’s list of rules for Ashley’s homecoming reads anything like his list for her road trip, she should be worried.
4.11: Title TBA
We already spoiled that
Ricky has a foster brother named Ethan who’s in trouble for leaking naked pictures of his gal pal, but the situation is about to get even more complicated! Just go with it.
Ricky’s brother is in way over his head, and apparently he’s crashing at Ricky’s former bachelor pad while everyone decides whether or not he’s a pervert. When
Amy comes home, she’s surprised to find Ethan lounging in Sausage City... and not necessarily in a good way.
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Another Couple Getting Hitched? Shailene Woodley Spills The Deets!
Shai tells
TV Guide that we’re in for an amazeballs rest of the season: “Well, people may fall in love, people may fall out of love... people may get married and may not be married. And there’s definitely going to be some jealousy going on. Some triangles of people. Some people trying to get some other people back. Some people breaking up. So, we’ll see. Lots of drama, of course!”
That Shai is one mysterious lady, but reading between the lines we’re pretty sure we can expect another
Secret Life wedding! Start popping your (nonalcoholic) champagne corks!
source:wetpaint
