Thursday, March 10, 2011

WETPAINT: Top 5 Reasons We Think Ricky Is Secretly Adrian's Baby Daddy!

Lately, we’ve been having a hard time believing that little ol’ Ben (Kenny Baumann) is Adrian’s (Francia Raisa) baby daddy. After all, Ben isn’t the only guy Adrian was sleeping with around the time she got knocked up. There was also “Father Of The Year” Ricky Underwood (Daren Kagasoff) — who’s already a total pro at being a teen dad! We know it’s a long shot, but how great would it be if Ricky had himself a surprise son — again. Move over Ben! Check out 5 reasons we think Adrian’s baby is half super stud!



1. Francia Raisa says Adrian will end the season tragically — which could totes mean Ricky’s the father of her baber, right? We can’t deal with the possibility of something bad happening to Adrian or the baby — so we’re gonna go with the whole “Ricky is the daddy” scenario instead. It’d be pretty darn tragic for Adrian and Ben if their baber popped out with coiffed hair and a chin dimple — espesh if they get hitched first! Nothing ends the “honeymoon phase” faster than finding out your baby mama got knocked up by another dude. Awkward!

2. There’s no way Ben broke a condom. So we’re supposed to believe that Adrian and Ricky’s hank panky never got her preggers, but one backseat de-virginization with Ben broke through a condom? Doubtful. There’s no way that Ben managed to preggo Adrian’s eggo in the 1-3 minutes that it took to cash in his v-card. This pregnancy is the work of the Rickster, all the way.

3. When did Adrian and Ricky last hook up? Around the same time she hooked up with Ben! Do the math, Secret Lifers! How does Adrian know for sure that Ben’s her baby daddy? She and Ricky couldn’t keep their hands off each other — even when they were broken up! There’s no way Adrian and Ricky didn’t hook up a few days before she and Ben did. If The Sausage Prince knows what’s good for him, he’ll order a DNA test — stat! (And hopefully he’ll take it to Jerry Springer.)

4. Ricky already got one gal pregnant, so we know he has what it takes. Ricky might be a below average student, but when it comes to fertilizing wombs, this stud gets an A+! Ricky managed to get Amy pregnant after just one (very quick) time, so we’re pretty sure he could get Adrian preggo no matter how many virgins she de-flowered that week.

5. It would make the perfect season finale! Nothing would end this season better than watching Adrian and Ben's drop jaw when they realize their baby is a mini-Underwood. Oh, Ricky. Fathering two babies from two different ladies before 18? Now that’s graduating ahead of the curve!

I PERSONALLY THINK IT IS NOT RICKY'S BABY! - LOVE, KAMI. :)

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