Thursday, March 10, 2011

WETPAINT: 7 Reasons Daren Kagasoff Has Us Stuck on Secret Life

What would Secret Life be without Daren Kagasoff? (Well for one thing, it’d be short a teen pregnancy.) His smoldering good looks are the main reason we tune in every Monday! We could fill a Kindle with all the reasons Daren has us glued to our fave teen drama, but for now we’ll stick to our top 7.


7. His hot bod. Daren’s chiseled abs should have their own title credit on Secret Life — that’s how vital they are to the show. He’s so ripped that he’d probably burst through his shirt Superman style if he flexed too hard. Which is probs why Daren’s shirtless so often on Secret Life. Gotta give those muscles some breathing room.

6. He’s modest. Have you ever seen Daren interviewed? (Who are we kidding — of course you have!) He’s adorably humble during red carpet interviews — especially when it comes to his overbearing hotness. Jeez, Daren. Stop under-selling yourself!

5. His V Man spread. In case you haven’t already drooled over these pics, stop everything. You must check out this gallery imeeds. Why? Because Daren poses naked except for a teeny tiny pair of tighty-whiteys that leave nothing to the imagination. Run a cold shower, ‘cause after looking at these you’ll be burning up.

4. His sexy tats. Daren has two tattoos. Or maybe more, but unfortch we haven’t checked out every inch of his bod. (Who knows what’s going on in places unseen.) Daren has “Kagasoff” inked on his chest, and his side tat is a quote by James Dean: “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” What a rebel.

3. He’s a good kisser! Fine, fine — we don’t know this from first hand experience, but we’ve seen Daren lock lips with enough ladies on Secret Life to know he has skillz! He’s tender, sweet, and downright passionate (with a little tongue action thrown in). Pucker up!

2. He has perfect style. Daren keeps it simple in plaid shirts, leather jackets, and the occasional hoodie. Basically the required uniform of a stud. Throw in a white v-neck and a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, and he’s got it made.

1. His mysterious Twitter. We live for @DarenKagasoff tweets. But lately, it seems like they’re few and far between. We know Daren cooked a steak, grew a mustache, bought a house, and has a major grudge against Home Depot — but what else? Give us more, Daren!

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