Thursday, March 10, 2011

WETPAINT: Top 5 Reasons Grace Shouldn't Have Sex With Grant on Secret Life

Grace is Secret Life’s resident goody two-shoes. But on this show, even the good girls go bad. It didn’t take long for Grace to throw away her promise ring and cash in her V-card with Jack. But now Jack’s out and Grant’s in (get your mind out of the gutter!). Will she go all the way with her new boy toy, or will she keep him satisfied with gateway-sex galore?

Here are 5 reasons Grace shouldn’t have sex with her new man.



1. The Bible says don’t do it! Or something. Last time we looked through a Bible was in English Lit class. But Grace is a devoted church-goer, so she takes the Bible really freaking seriously. If she engages in premarital sextacy with Grant, will it make her a bad Christian? Pshhh, whatev. Grace is such a sweetheart –– she’ll go straight to heaven no matter how many randos she “lays with.” Sometimes it’s just more fun to be a sinner than a saint!

2. Her renties say don’t do it! Kathleen reaaaally doesn’t want Grace to have sex with Grant. Kath even went so far as to make the poor boy promise he’d keep his mitts off her virgin (um, not really) daughter at Med Camp. Should Grace listen to her mom’s advice? This is the lady who got re-married less than a year after her hubby kicked the bucket. Plus Kathleen did the deed with hubby no. 2 before they got hitched. Hypocrite much?

3. Grant kinda sucks. We don’t want to be downright mean, but let’s get real: Grant has about as much personality as Ben’s wardrobe. In a word: dullsville. Not to mention that he totes stalked Ash and was “in love” with her after about two minutes. The only thing this dude has going for him is that he’s an aspiring doctor, like Grace! Oh, and he’s pretty easy on the eyes. But should Grace really give it up to such a lame-o?

4. Last time Grace had sex, someone died. We’re just putting it out there –– Grace could be sex-cursed. When she lost her virginity to Jack, her dad died tragically in a plane crash. We all know that Grace and Jack’s act of sin had nothing to do with her father’s death, but does she? Is Grace afraid that having premarital sex might have dangerous repercussions? If she and Grant knock boots and another tragedy occurs, Grace will be in sex therapy for life. (Hmmm, sex therapy? Sounds kinda fun!)

5. She’ll probs end up preggers.
In the real world, not everyone who has sex winds up preggo. But this is Secret Life, where even the girls who use protection somehow get knocked up. First, there was Amy, then Anne, and now Adrian. It’s only a matter of time before Grace misses her period and pops out another baber. If she decides to have sex with Grant, girlfriend needs to stock up on birth control pills, condoms, and Plan B... stat!

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